Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell me ya love me... no, don't!

Tell me ya love me... no, don't!

СКАЖИ ЧТО ЛЮБИШЬ МЕНЯ. ХОТЯ НЕТ, НЕ НАДО. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Because culturally aware people aren't as valuable as fresh outta high school noobs

SPENT AN ENRICHING 2 YEARS TRAVELING INDIA AND EUROPE AFTER HIGH SCHOOL CAN'T GET UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIPS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN OUT OF SCHOOL TOO LONG Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

But its okay cuz his kids awesome

HAS SEX WITH A TINY REDHEAD HE WANTS NO FUTURE TIES WITH GETS HER PREGNANT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Making slushies

WHEN U MAKE A SLUSHIE LIKE THIS PENGUINS DIE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Mixing slushies

WHEN U MAKE A SLUSIE LIKE THIS... PENGUINS DIE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Joe's laptop

HAS 1.6K LAPTOP CAN'T RUN GMOD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not as sexy

TRIED TO BE SEXY FOR BOYFRIEND PERIOD STARTED IN MIDDLE OF STRIP TEASE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I should probably end things with her

FINALLY HAD SEX WITH THE GIRL I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH SHE CALLED ME IMMATURE FOR PLAYING LONELY ISLAND'S

Socially awkward Grace

VOLUNTEERS TO PRESENT NEXT TAKES IT BACK WHEN ITS FINALLY HER TURN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin