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At least the gass always passes..

SPOONS A GIRL TRIES TO CHANGE POSITION THEN HER BUTT PRESSES ON HIS STOMACH HE FARTS AND BLAIMS THE BED FOR MAKING THIS SOUND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

very much sexy time

SHE ONLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX SHE ONLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smoked so much weed

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FINALLY HAVE WEED TO SMOKE AND YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE MORE OF IT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Just had to go pee...

WENT INTO THE RESTROOM AND RAN INTO A WOMAN TELLING ME THAT I WAS IN THE WRONG RESTROOM EMBARASSED, I EXITED THE RESTROOM, LOOKED AT THE SIGN, AND NOTICED IT WAS THE MEN'S RESTROOM. I JUST FLED THE SITUATION... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Nice Try

TRIES TO STEAL CERTIFICATION  GETS CAUGHT BY MANAGER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sorry I'm not Sorry

SORRY I'M NOT SORRY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

willbur alcoholic

WILLBUR DRINKS ALL WEEKS BUT HATE ALCOHOL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

alpha is today!

GOT EMAIL FROM SONY ONLINE! OH WAIT, ITS JUST A FORUM POST UPDATE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

That is not hot at all

AT A DINNER PARTY PUTS THE SPOON IN HIS MOUTH THEN REALIZES  HIS FOOD IS STILL TOO HOT PRETENDS AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tục ngữ chế

TRONG CÁI KHÓ, LÓ CÁI KHÔN TRONG CÁI KHỔ, LỘ CÁI KHỜ Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin