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Every. Single. Time.

MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH CUTE GIRL AS WALKING OUT FROM A DOOR AND DECIDES TO HOLD OPEN FOR HER IS TOO FAR FOR HAND TO REACH SO ARM JUST GOES OUT AS I WALK SUPER FAST PAST HER PRETENDING DIDN'T HAPPEN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

help me beat my friend in a who can get the most upvotes competition

YAY I WON I LOST :( Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tiny Old People

JUST TURNED 23 SAME SIZE AS AN 8-YEAR OLD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Runs. Fails.

FINALLY MOTIVATED TO  GO RUNNING INJURES SELF IN FIRST 10 MINUTES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

on time

WANTS TO ARRIVE A LITTLE EARLY FOR TOUR OF OFFICE IS 1.5 HOURS EARLY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

LOve food more?

WHEN I SEE A COOKIE WHEN I SEE A CUTE BOY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In my defense the doors are right next to each other.

CUTE GIRL WALKING TO THE BATHROOM HOLD OPEN MENS ROOM DOOR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

can you fly

CAN YOU FLY? ME EITHER!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

make up your mind!!

GOING? OR GOING? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Poor little penguin..

NEVER SMOKED BEFORE BUYS AN ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE TO BLOW FUN CIRCLES THE LIQUID CONTAINS 18 MG OF NICOTINE NOW HE IS HOOKED ON ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin