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To be fair, she was talking about Prom Dresses ... which should have made it more obvious.

HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL FLIRTS WITH ME DIDN'T REALIZE FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sta seres

BEZI STA SERES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asian lovahh storiiie

FINALY GETS TO SLEEP WITH PWETTY ASIAN GIRL PWETTY ASIAN GIRL HAS A PEEWEE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

don't speak

MAYBE IT WON'T WORK OUT BECAUSE THATS THE ACTUAL EXTENT OF MY GERMAN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

When you get confused..

THAT MOMENT WHE YOU GET CONFUSED AND WALK INTO A ROOM THE FORGET WHY YOUR THERE THEN WALK OUT AND WALK BACK IN I JUST CUT MYSELF IN HALF TRYING TO DO SOMETHING!-TEGAN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Give me the cookie Mom!

ASK MOM FOR A GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (HAVE 36) SAYS,

Lady genetics can be a bitch

NEVER GOING TO GET DEMENTIA MY FAMILY DIES OF HEART ATTACKS TOO EARLY FOR THAT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lady genetics can be a bitch

NEVER GOING TO GET DEMENTIA BECAUSE EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY DIES YOUNG Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Neck and Nominate

CHALLENGE A FRIEND TO FILM DOWNING A PINT IN AN ENTERTAINING WAY SCHOOL KIDS START DRINKING WEIRD TOXIC COCKTAILS OF SHAMPOO, TEA AND SAUCE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend fail

FINALLY GETS A GIRLFRIEND  KEEPS FLIRTING WITH OTHER GIRLS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin