Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

IT WAS FAKED!!

UPLOADED PIC OF NEW BOY-CUT HAIRSTYLE AS A JOKE EVERYONE THINKS IT'S REAL AND THIS IS HOW I HAVE TO COME CLEAN.. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Unexpected twist

HOTTEST GIRL IN CLASS SAYS SHE DREAMED ABOUT ME I WAS A MASS-MURDERER WHO STABBED ALL MY OTHER CLASSMATES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

IT WAS FAKED!!

UPLOADED PIC OF NEW BOY-CUT HAIRSTYLE AS PRANK ON FRIENDS EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TARGETS SEE AND COMMENT SAYING THEY LOVE IT. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Awesome penguin

WEIRD IS SIMPLY ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING AWESOME! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lesbians and stuff.

20 FEET AWAY: A WILD LESBIAN! *FIXES HAIR* 5 FEET AWAY:     FALSE ALARM! ABORT! ABORT! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hey bym

HEY  BYM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

A better male ally

SEE WOMAN WALKING ALONE AT NIGHT SWITCH SIDEWALK SO SHE FEELS SAFER IT'S MY WIFE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

A good male ally

SEE WOMAN WALKING ALONE AT NIGHT, SWITCH SIDEWALK SO SHE FEELS SAFER IT'S A MAN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Classic Lisa

FOR AN ATHEIST  I'M PRETTY RELIGIOUS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finding yourself alone in a meeting