Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pickup line #1

IF I WERE A STOP LIGHT, I'D TURN RED EVERYTIME YOU PASSED BY,   JUST SO I COULD STARE AT YOU A BIT LONGER. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Best/Worst Friend

SEE'S AWESOME INSIDE JOKE RESPONDS WITH JOKE NO ONE GETS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

angry section leader

PLAYS PERFECT IN FRONT OF ROOKIES SOUNDS LIKE A DYING WHALE IN FRONT OF SECTION LEADER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Maybe I shouldn't be dating

FINALLY GETS A BOYFRIEND  INSTANTLY AVOIDS HIM AND WANTS TO BREAK UP BECAUSE OF MY TRUST ISSUES  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

חלנדג ךחנגד לגחנע

נכנסת בשישי      תפילה בשחורים Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

aaaaerrrrr aaaa

קונה וודקה לכבוד יום הולדת לא שותה  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I hate you all

STARTED WATCHING SHERLOCK SINCE EVERYONE LOVES IT NOW HOPELESSLY ADDICTED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I hate you all

STARTED WATCHING SHERLOCK SINCE IT SEEMS EVERYONE LOVES IT NOW HOPELESSLY ADDICTED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My cousin trying to hit on a beautiful coworker on Valentine's Day

As a short girl .. This is one of my problems

NICE MAN FLIRTS WITH ME  PEDOPHILE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin