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For my buddy taylor

GOT A GIRL TO COME HOME WITH ME SHOWED HER MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Societies views points on cancer confusing the penguin

RADIATION CURES CANCER! RUN AWAY FROM THE MICROWAVE! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Don't You Dare Kvetch

PREPARES LENGTHY KVETCH IN TEXTBOX. SELFISH GENETIC CODE TAKES OVER AND DETERMINES IT IS NOT READY TO BE ANNIHILATED. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

its all fun and games until the cops show up

HAS GREAT SEX WITH BOYFRIEND AND GETS MY FIRST ORGASM NEIGHBOURS CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS BEING MURDERED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This happened to me at work tonight

MEET A CUTE GIRL AND FINDS OUT SHE IS A REDDITOR RUBS IT IN YOUR FACE THAT SHE HAS MORE KARMA THAN YOU Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hahahahahaharwwreqt qwcwrhafesfsd

SIGER HAN HAR EGEN VIRKSOMHED ARBEJDER PÅ EN GRILLBAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

letting go revision

LETTING GO DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T CARE.  LETTING GO MEANS WE STOP TRYING TO FORCE OUTCOMES THAT ARE BEYOND OUR CONTROL. IT MEANS WE STOP TRYING TO OBTAIN THAT WHICH IS NOT OURS TO POSES.  IT MEANS WE STOP TRYING TO GUIDE THAT WHICH CANNOT BE GUIDED.  INSTEAD WE FOCUS ON WHAT IS POSSIBLE WITHIN US.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ex girlfriends

CALLS YOU AN ASSHOLE AND SHIT POSTS ABOUT MISSING YOU AND BEING ALONE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Letting Go

LETTING GO DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T CARE. LETTING GO MEANS WE STOP TRYING TO FORCE OUTCOMES THAT ARE BEYOND OUR CONTROL. IT MEANS WE TRYING TO OBTAIN THAT WHICH IS NOT OURS TO POSESS. IT MEANS WE STOP TRYING TO GUIDE THAT WHICH CANNOT BE GUIDED.  INSTEAD WE FOCUS ON WHAT IS POSSIBLE WITHIN OURSELF. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Zaz dpsing

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WAIT I'M TOPPING THE METER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin