Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cuddles

WHILE CUDDLING WITH A GIRL SHE TELLS YOU THAT YOU SMELL NICE YOU AWKWARDLY SNIFF HER HAIR AND SAY

I was not expecting this.

GIRL SAYS I SHOULD HOOK UP WITH HER FRIEND THAT'S REALLY INTO ME HIS NAME IS MATT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

every weekend

GOES TO BAR TO TALK TO WOMEN DOESN'T Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Every Weekend

PROMISES HIMSELF HE WILL TALK TO WOMEN AT BAR DOESN'T SAY A WORD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

not mad at all

TELLS YOU SHE'S NOT MAD ONLY ANSWERS WITH

Ironically, this is what got me to start going to the gym.

FRIEND: WOW YOU LOOK BIG, BEEN WORKING OUT? ME: OH YEAH EVERY DAY LIED, HADN'T BEEN WORKING OUT. JUST GETTING FATTER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

snow "size" matters

YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN IS A GUY, BECAUSE WHAT HE SWEARS WILL BE

Western Leaders and Ukraine Rebels

SUPPORTS REBELS IN UKRAINE REBELS TURN OUT TO BE NEO-NAZI EXTREMISTS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This is so Funny

BACKWARDS GANGNAM STYLE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

One day...

TRIED TO IMAGINE MYSELF WITH A BARSTARZZ BODY STILL CAN'T SEE IT! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin