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Teeter hakhlandi

GETS CALL FROM LOVE OF HIS LIFE. PICKS UP AND ACTS LIKE AN ASSHOLE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First date in years

CUTE GIRL SAT NEXT TO ME AT KFC NEARLY CHOKED TO DEATH Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

mEME

 GOES TO STARBUCKS    BUYS ORANGE JUICE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My first date in years

CUTE GIRL SAT NEXT TO ME AT KFC NEARLY CHOKED TO DEATH  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

lunchtime today

ATE THE MESSY PART OF MY LUNCH IN FRONT OF A COUPLE ATTRACTIVE CO-WORKERS, NOTHING IS SPILLED OPENS YOGURT, BLOWS UP ALL OVER ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

true story

CRUSH SAYS SHE IS CHILLY, I GIVE HER MY JACKET. SHE SAYS THAT I'M A GENTLEMAN LATER ON THAT NIGHT SHE SAYS SHE IS A LESBIAN. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Aljhereau! Bara

YUNG FEELING NA EXCITED KA NA MAG-RECITE TAPOS BABARAHIN KA LANG NI MA'AM MC Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

to be or not to be

I DO MY HOMEWORK TONIGHT BUT I'LL BE TIRED TO FINISH WORK TOMOROW  OR GO SLEEP AND GET LESS TIME TO DO THE WORK TOMOROW Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bias be like

RAN INTO MY OLD GIRLFRIEND RAN INTO MY OLD GIRLFRIEND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I don't know which way is right!

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