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In the gym today...

WINKS AT A CUTE GIRL THAT I THINK I KNOW TOTALLY NOT THE GIRL I KNOW Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

PENGUIN LOL

FUCK WHICH WAY AM I GOIN' LOL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

POR K CAMINO AL REBES >.>  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yeah, that sounds right

REFUSES TO SHOP AT WAL*MART BECAUSE THEY THROTTLE LOCAL COMPETITION DOES 90% OF HER SHOPPING ON AMAZON Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Good son takes visiting mother on walk around campus...

GOOD SON TAKES VISITING MOTHER ON WALK AROUND CAMPUS... FORCED TO EXPLAIN EDWARD 40 HANDS AFTER SEEING STATUE OF ST. PAT... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Emmanuels fester

TAKES GIRLFRIEND FOR NICE DAY-DATE INTO THE CITY... HOLOCAUST MUSEUM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

lalalal lalalala lalla

VÅGNER ONSDAG MORGEN TROR DET ER LØRDAG Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

quarter life crisis

I CAN HANDLE THIS LIFE CRISIS CRYING WITH WINE AND NETFLIX  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Adams fail

JOHN ADAMS WAS FATHER OF JOHN Q.ADAMS AND THEY BOTH ELECTED AS A PRESIDENT. WHO WAS THE SECOND PRESIDENT WHO FAILED TO REELECT IN U.S. HISTORY?  JOHN QUINCY ADAMS. WHO WAS THE FIRST? HIS FATHER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin