Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fuck It.

CAKEDAY FUCK IT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh poo.

BOYFRIEND ANNOUNCES THAT HE HAS TAKEN TOMORROW OFF TO SPEND THE DAY WITH ME. RIGHT AFTER I TAKE A MONSTER DOSE OF LAXATIVES. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I was a noisy bar...

CUTE GIRL DROPS HER PHONE, I ASK IF HER PHONE IS OK. SHE COMES OVER, GRABS MY ARM AND SAYS,

Sick dangle

MAKE A SWEET DANGLE TO TRIP UP THE DEFENSE GOES OFFSIDE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Quizup lol

QUIZUP ADDS ANIME SECTION JUST NARUTO AND BLEACH Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

beat lol

BEAT FRIEND IN 1ON1 AT LOL HE WAS ONLY SILVER :/ Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

decide to text everyone

DECIDE TO TEXT EVERYONE NOBODY REPLIES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

creative title

COMES HOME TO IRELAND SITS INSIDE WATCHES SOA AND DOESN'T SOCIALIZE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I gave them 40$. I felt so bad, and I wasn't high.

OFFERED PIPE AT BEN HARPER CONCERT TO GET HIGH DROP THEIR PIPE AND BREAK IT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This is how my life is…

SIDDER TÆT PÅ GUSTAV MELLEM SILLE OG DANIELLA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin