Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Literally dropped this one on my bud, people these days...

HI, I'M MARIANA, NICE TO MEET YOU I GUESS? SENDS ME THIS OVER FACEBOOK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tothebestofus hahaha

AN AWKWARD MOMENT  WHEN YOU GO TALK TO A PERSON YOU THINK YOU KNOW BUT YOU ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW THE PERSON Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Essay

FINISHES ESSAY HOURS EARLY FORGETS TO TURN IT IN ON TIME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Inspired songwriting

I AM AN INSPIRED SONGWRITER BECAUSE MY LIFE IS SO FUCKED UP. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In light of all the reposts

MAKES ORIGINAL CONTENT  DOESN'T GET UPVOTES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This is why I'm an introvert.

FINALLY GETS COURAGE TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A FEMALE AT A BAR SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM AND NEVER COMES BACK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Why I deserve to live alone

GETS A BLOWJOB FROM MY GIRLFRIEND WHO'S BULIMIC

awkward bok choy

CUTE CASHIER AT WHOLE FOODS SAYS,

LIKE A BOSS

PLUGGED IN THE USB ON THE FIRST TRY  LIKE A BOSS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

awesome awkward

OBAMA COMMITS TO NET NEUTRALITY IN 2008     APPOINTS SPINELESS        FCC CHAIRMAN IN 2009      Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin