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A usual day for Marah

FUCK THIS SHIT IM DONE WITH TODAY EVERYTHING SUCKS I HATE LIFE OH CUTE BOY!!! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

oposite penguin

SAYS HI TO FREINDS ASKS IF ANYONE WANTS TO BE HIS

I am not sure how she will take the news.

WRITE APRIL FOOLS TEXT TO MY SISTER THAT MY EX GF IS PREGNANT... SEND IT TO A GIRL I HAVE DATE WITH TOMORROW INSTEAD. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MW2 Oh Yeah

PLØKKER MW2 RAMMER DET SAMME STED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Every. Attorney. Every.

LOVES MONEY HATES TO ENTER BILLING ON TIME EVERY MONTH Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Awkward text flirting

FLIRTING WITH EXTREMELY HOT GIRL  REPLIES LIKE AN EMOTIONAL GIRL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

A beautiful and sweet single mother friend wants to start going to the gym to lose baby weight.

I SHOULD GIFT HER A YEAR OF GYM MEMBERSHIP. NO I FUCKING SHOULDN'T. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Mudi logic

ACCEPTS THE INVITE TO A FOOTBALL MATCH CANT PLAY BECAUSE OF INJURY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Menopausal Mother Nature!

MOTHER NATURE MUST BE GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE... HOT,COLD,HOT,COLD... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Stanford Fossil

TURNS OFF FOUNTAINS DURING CALIFORNIA DROUGHT INVESTS MILLIONS IN FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin