Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

That's really Awkward

GIRLFRIEND LIKES THE BOOK

Miller's Mission

15 MONTHS OF THE MISSION DONE. ONLY 9 TO GO! WOOT! ONLY 9 MORE MONTHS IN THE FIELD? NO!!! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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ASKS YOU TO POST DOESN'T TELL YOU HOW Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks if I'm into Role Play

GIRL ASKS ME IF I'M INTO ROLE PLAY...

White guilt

MEET A BLACK GUY WITH SAME LAST NAME.

For Jacob, our soon to be excoworker

FINALLY QUITS CRAPPY RETAIL JOB JOINS SAME FRANCHISE IN ANOTHER CITY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thought someone needed me...

PHONE VIBRATES IN POCKET : 'SOMEONE IS CALLING ME!' BATTERY LOW Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

It's your chance, don't choke!

FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO TALK ONE-ON-ONE WITH YOUR CRUSH START CHOKING AND COUGHING  UNCONTROLLABLY ON NOTHING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Here you go, oops well actually we'll see

MASTERS APPLICATION ACCEPTED PAC WEBSITE WON'T ACCEPT STUDENT NUMBER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kept me warm, though.

WOKE UP NEXT TO A SEXY LONG HAIRED LADY, AFTER A NIGHT OUT... ŽIGA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin