Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Every year..

CUTE GIRL SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Next time..

WALKS WITH CRUSH DOESN'T TALK TO EACH OTHER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lol is fidb spwo didj

GETS BORN IS A TRYM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shrek is love Shrek is awkward

SHOWS DAD SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE VIDEO CALLS ME A FEGGIT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Random girl wants me on a one night stand. 21 y/o virgin. Too stressed, can't get a hard on.

RANDOM GIRL WANTS ME ON A ONE NIGHT STAND 21 Y/O VIRGIN. TOO STRESSED, CAN'T GET A HARD ON. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Absent Flight Commander

GETS APPOINTED FLIGHT COMMANDER RARELY THERE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Approching girls

I TAKE THE COURAGE TO APPROCH A GIRL ON TRAIN I TELL HER SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE SMART TYPE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

it doesn't help my self esteem...

LOTS OF GIRLS AT MY COLLEGE LOOK AT ME NOT SURE WHETHER ITS BECAUSE IM 6'4, WEIRD LOOKING, OR KINDA ATTRACTIVE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

No cape supplies today

MADE TO WORK ON TIME FORGOT ALL VAPE SUPPLIES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

THIS ONSE A CLASIC!

GETS FRIENDZONED GOOD MEME. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin