Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

summary of a gamer's life

MEET A HOT GIRL AT THE PUB ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

All the time...

GETS GIRL'S NUMBER HAS TO WORK UP SOME COURAGE TO TEXT HER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Student Government poster

RUNS FOR ASB RALLY CHAIR  DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT ON POSTERS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I don't expect anyone to look at this

COMPUTER LAB OPEN 24 HOURS DURING FINALS WEEK. LIVES THERE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Forever alone

GETS HOURS OF SEX ED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

so much for that

BOOTY CALLED BEST FRIEND GOT STOOD UP CAUSE HE WAS TOO NERVOUS AND GOT DRUNK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ollies birthday

YES, I'D LOVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY OLLIE OH, I'M AFRAID I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT THEN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This is just so sad

YOU'RE A REALLY SWEET GUY YOU SHOULD MEET MY BOYFRIEND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kind of awkward

SEE YOU LOOKING AT HER BOOBS LOOK AT YOU FROM TOP TO BOTTOM AND ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

the formula conundrum

FINDS A FORMULA THAT TASTES REALLY GOOD... ...IT HAS SO MANY CALORIES ALL YOU'D BE ABLE TO EAT ALL DAY IS A SALAD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin