Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

akward cye

DOESN’T WANT TO PLAY NEW CHARACTER. PLAYS  CHARACTER THAT CAN RAISE OLD CHARACTER.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

couldnt believe it

SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HOT GIRL, FLIRT ALL NIGHT, REALLY HIT IT OFF, IT'S GOING GREAT SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reddit saves

STARTED SHOWING PEOPLE MY REDDIT SAVES STARTED SHOWING PEOPLE MY REDDIT SAVES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

JUXTAPOSITION IN MEMES

SOMETHING AWESOME SOMETHING AWKWARD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thank goodness for the good Samaritan act

SAVED MAN WHO WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST IN THE STORE BY GIVING HIM CPR GET A COURT SUMMONS IN THE MAIL TO BE PRESENT FOR THE LAWSUIT HE IS BRINGING AGAINST ME TO PAY FOR HIS HOSPITAL BILLS BECAUSE OF THE RIBS THAT BROKE DURING CPR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not me...

HELPED DAD TO DISTRIBUTE ELDEST BROTHER'S WEDDING DINNER INVITATION RECIPIENTS SAYS

Almost a win

GETS A SEAT NEXT TO CRUSH IN CLASS DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

It's something

GETS 500 LIKES ON POST GETS 500 DISLIKES ON SAME POST Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Every Monday at work

POLITELY ASK AFTER COWORKER'S CHILDREN FOLLOWING A WEEKEND RECEIVE 30 MINUTE LECTURE ON CHILDREN'S VARIOUS HABITS AND PREDILECTIONS, COMPLETE WITH PICTURES AND NARRATIVE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED HALLOWEEN LAST YEAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I expected more from Dingus...

SPEND 3 MONTHS DATING WITH NO FAPPING, AND WE FINALLY HAVE SEX. PENIS FAILURE AFTER ONE PREMATURE CUMMING; HYPERSENSITIVE FOR DAYS. GIRLFRIEND IS HORNY AND CHEATS. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin