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F#CK YOU, FOLIERER!

REIFEN FÜR DIE SSR BESTELLT. SX IST FERTIG, ICH KÖNNTE EIGENTLICH FAHREN. FOLIERER HAT ERST AM 2. JUNI ZEIT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I tried to be TOO helpful

SEE A HOMELESS MAN COLLECTING BOTTLES AND QUICKLY GIVE HIM SIX BOTTLES FROM YOUR CAR, PLUS A $5 NOT HOMELESS, HE WORKS THERE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Home from college

SEE A GIRL IN A GC T-SHIRT AT PANERA SAY NOTHING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

As a pizza delivery guy

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don't like

DON'T LIKE THE WAY I AM? SO? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh my

HELPS RUN A HEALTH FAIR GETS EVERYBODY SICK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cafet gourmet

PAGA DE ENTENDIDO DE CAFÉ ARÁBICA NÃO SABIA QUE STARBUCKS VENDE CAFÉ EM PÓ E GRÃOS EM SUAS LOJAS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She didn't kiss well too....

AS A FOREIGNER STUDENT IN GERMANY I FINALLY MADE IT OUT WITH A HOT GERMAN GIRL. SHE WAS REALLY INTO ME THAT SAID THAT I'M VERY HANDSOME AND HANDSOME GUYS ALWAYS FLIRT OTHER GIRLS TOO, AS HER MOTHER SAID, SO AT THE END SHE SAW AS AS FRIENDS... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally write to her

FINALLY WORK UP THE COURAGE TO WRITE TO A GIRL I LIKE IGNORED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Rösta blått eller rött?

RÖTT - M ÄR OANSVARIGA MED SIN POLITIK, INGENTING FUNGERAR! BLÅTT - S HAR LOVAT SKATTEHÖJNINGAR SOM FÅR SVERIGE ATT GÅ I SANK! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin