Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catch the eye of a hot girl Immediately look away

Catch the eye of a hot girl Immediately look away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a girl out Doesnt know how to respond when she says yes.

Asks a girl out Doesnt know how to respond when she says yes.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza he's a hipster waiting for a friend to show up

give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza  he's a hipster waiting for a friend to show up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors  It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

invite cute guy for a "cup of tea" he drank the tea and went home

invite cute guy for a

gets invited back to girls house for a cup of tea has cup of tea

gets invited back to girls house for a cup of tea has cup of tea  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with a virgin So, how long have you been a virgin?

Has sex with a virgin So, how long have you been a virgin?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl goes to drag me in close by my tie it was a clip-on

girl goes to drag me in close by my tie it was a clip-on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Great with other people's relationship advice Can't get a girlfriend

Great with other people's relationship advice Can't get a girlfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks girl out, she says yes shakes her hand

asks girl out, she says yes shakes her hand  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin