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New hair products then!

ASKED CRUSH TO TOUCH MY HAIR TO SHOW HOW SOFT IT IS

It is wrong that I think my mom is hot ?

HOT GIRL SAID THAT I'M CUTE MY MOM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Jainism Ideology

BELIEVES IN A SUPREME SPIRITUAL CREATOR FROM A SCIENTIFIC PERSPECTIVE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wizard easy

WIZZARD, THATS WHAT THEY SAID I AM EASY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Portland or wtf

ECOLI COMES TO VISIT  GETS BOILED ALIVE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friend bought a grill

KØBER EN GRILL KOMMER IKKE KØD PÅ DEN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get me coat

I'LL GET  ME COAT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

LOL @ dave

QUEENSLANDER! BORN IN NSW Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yup mhm

HEATHER'S NOT HERE? SEE YOU TOMORROW! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Chivalry is dead.

HOLD DOOR OPEN FOR WOMEN AT BANK WALKS INTO RESTROOM BEFORE THE EXIT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin