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Someone's in trouble

USES DAVID IN MEME GET KILLED BY DAVID NEXT DAY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She says I could never make frontpage

GIRLFRIEND USES REDDIT GIRLFRIEND KNOWS MY REDDIT NAME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dubbstepers can relate

SAYS SHE LOVES DUBSTEP FAVORITE ARTIST IS SKRILLEX Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

swag lololol

KATHLEEN SNAPCHATS ME NOT A GOOD PIC, ONLY FACE IN DARK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Life sucks

21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY CAN'T DRINK ALCOHOL BECAUSE OF ANTIBIOTIC TREATMENT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

he replied "says who?...."

HAD GREAT CHAT WITH RANDOM SIGH-IMPARED CITIZEN SEE YOU NEXT TIME! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Stuff. Thnahs

TALKS TO CUTE GIRL ABOUT ENGLISH CLASS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fish or Ice cream

FISH ICE CREAM    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

prob bomb!

SPENT 20 MINUTES CLEARING ALL MY PROP NOTIFICATIONS SPENT 20 MINUTES BEING REMINDED OF HOW AWESOME I AM  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Just spent an hour on the phone helping co-worker fix her computer