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so... this happened

PROFESOR USA MI EN SAYO COMO EJEMPLO DE COMO NO HACER UN ENSAYO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

so this happened

EL PROFESOR QUIERE USAR MI ENSAYO COMO EJEMPLO DE COMO NO HACER UN ENSAYO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dr j and Mr h

DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS SO HE CREATES A SEPARATE PERSONALITY  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about the free origin deal

FIND OUT ABOUT FREE GAMES FROM ORIGIN ONLY CAN PLAY ON ORIGIN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Java split behavior

CONRAD GOT BURNED BY JAVA'S STRING.SPLIT() DEFAULT BEHAVIOR (REMOVES EMPTY ENTRIES) MISSING VALUES WERE AT THE END OF ARRAY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Burned by java split()

CONRAD GOT BURNED BY DEFAULT JAVA STRING.SPLIT() BEHAVIOR (REMOVES EMPTY ENTRIES) EMPTY ENTRIES AT THE END Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I LIKE PIE

CRUSH:

Getting shut down by nature

WHEN YOU CATCH THE FIRST FISH OF THE DAY ... BUT IT'S A SUCKER ... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

OH DEAR

SEXY GIRL WANTS A DICK PIC SEND IT TO WRONG NUMBER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has really gorgeous natural skin, eyes, nose, and lips, that everyone would die for Hides all of that under heavy makeup 365 days a year

HAS REALLY GORGEOUS NATURAL SKIN, EYES, NOSE, AND LIPS, THAT EVERYONE WOULD DIE TO HAVE HIDES ALL OF THAT UNDER HEAVY MAKEUP, 365 DAYS A YEAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin