Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Confused or creative

WALK THIS WAY TALK THIS WAY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I am quite smooth with the men

GROCERY CASHIER IS VERY ATTRACTIVE LADY IN FRONT OF ME TAKES FOREVER AND WHEN I FINALLY APPROACH HIM WITH MY TWO ITEMS I LOOK HIM DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAY

Gets excited for TOR Olympics...

GETS LONGER COMPETING HOURS FOR THE OLYMPICS SO US ENGLANDERS CAN ENTER GETS DIAGNOSED WITH PNEUMONIA HOURS BEFORE OPENING CEREMONY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friendless friends

DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS  BUT LIKE IT THAT WAY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She is so awesome

TELLS OLD GIRLFRIEND WON'T TAKE HER SHIT ANYMORE ENDS UP APOLOGIZING  TO HER FOR THAT OUTBURST Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

BRAINS BEFORE BALLS

OMG! FREE KIPPER'S OVER THERE  OH! I CANT KEEP MY HANDS OFF HERE KNICKERS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Here, have a strepsil

BLOWJOB WEEK  GIRLFRIEND HAS A 'SORE THROAT' Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Its time to change! LIFE OR DEATH

WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOU AND YOUR CRUSH ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT YOU BE LIKE I CAN CHANGE!!! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Didn't find out until later

CUTE GIRL AT WORK SENSUALLY RUBS MY BACK TO STICK A LOSER! SIGN ON ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Awkward celebration

ASSIST A GOAL, SCORER RUNS BACK FOR CELEBRATION HUG HIS NOSE STARTS BLEEDING PROFUSELY OVER WHITE SHIRT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin