Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

It hurts like hell.

STOOD BY HIS SIDE WHEN HE WAS DEPRESSED THAT I ENDED UP BEING THE REASON WHY HE DIDN'T GAVE UP ON HIS LIFE

Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

SOMEONE FINDS YOUR TICKLISH SPOT ITS THE GIRL YOU LIKE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Boss asks me to wipe it clean

BOSS ASKS ME TO WIPE IT CLEAN I DID Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

happened to me

JUST MET AND TALKED TO A 8/10 GIRL FORGOT TO ASK HER NAME OR NUMBER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My friend kept talking about this cute girl in class who he was going to ask out...

Bad luck

GETS PAYCHECK A DAY BEFORE STEAM SUMMER SALE GETS PAYCHECK A DAY BEFORE STEAM SUMMER SALE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

dota2 master race

RANDOMS A HERO ITS MEEPO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Losing weight can suck sometimes.

LOSES OVER 300 POUNDS AND PENIS STARTS TO

Stretch marks

FINALLY GOT A JOB AFTER BEING UNEMPLOYED FOR OVER A YEAR BEING ON MY FEET ALL DAY AFTER A YEAR OF INACTIVITY HAVE GIVEN ME STRETCH MARKS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I was happy to see her, just couldnt get the right words out.

SO SURPRISES ME AT THE AIRPORT AFTER NOT SEEING HER FOR 6 MONTHS OUT OF CONFUSION ALL I COULD SAY WAS