Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

over sharing

ME:

i mean uhh...

WAITRESS:

Not quite sure how to feel

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unconsciously friendzoned my girlfriend

SUGGESTED GF TO WEAR A HALF HEART NECKLACE GAVE HER A BFF HALF HEART INSTEAD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

my 6 year old nephews first sleepover was supposed to be today

FIRST SLEEPOVER WITH A GIRL HIT MY HEAD WHILE WRESTLING ON THE TRAMPOLINE AND NEED STITCHES. SLEEPOVER CANCELED. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

forehead lol

    GIANT FOREHEAD        STILL BEST LOCK     Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The past vs. the present

FLIRTING WITH GIRL IN LINE FROM BRAZIL, ASK

It's burger wha wha??

TESTING FAILED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

im being creative smh

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fgesgfds herghaer

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THANKS, SAME TO YOU Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin