Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Your title is a boss

YA IMMA SOCALEY  ACKWARD BOSS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I bet he did nazi that coming.

JEW COWORKER SAYS HOW WONDERFUL IT IS TO AT LAST HAVE A JOB AFTER A LONG UNEMPLOYMENT PERIOD AND HOW GOOD IT IS TO BE FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT REPLY WITH:

everytime !

GETS BIRTHDAY WISHES RESPONDS WITH

Quitting retail

FINALLY QUITE RETAIL STILL HELPS CUSTOMERS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

9gag on imgur

ON THE FRONT PAGE OF IMGUR ALL TOP COMMENTS BASHING IT FOR 9GAG Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

WH like a pimp!

FINALLY TRAINS INTO A T3 CRUISER  MOVES OUT OF W-SPACE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ain't that the truth

I HAVE THE PERFECT JOKE FOR A VERY STRANGE NEWS STORY JOKE ALREADY SAID AND IS CURRENTLY TOP COMMENT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Quit playing games with my heart, Gaben!

THAT RUSH OF ADRENALINE WHEN YOU GET A NEW EMAIL JUST A STEAM CONFIRMATION FROM MY LAST SALE PURCHASE... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Even better than a wingman

MEAN GIRLS AT COLLEGE SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME BEING A VIRGIN   EVERY TIME I HIT ON A GUY HE TREATS ME WITH KINDNESS CAUSE HE THINKS HE'S THE FIRST  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm not good at meeting people