Skeptical Third World Kid

I've never understood this

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  YOU DRIVE A MILE TO THE GYM TO WALK A MILE ON A TREADMILL? Skeptical Third World Kid

That's how it works right?

YOU FINISHED YOUR PLATE  BECAUSE I WAS STARVING? Skeptical Third World Kid

You're telling me you have large self-refilling bowls of water and you shit in them?

You're telling me you have large self-refilling bowls of water and you shit in them?  Skeptical Third World Kid

So you're telling me, You buy cooked food frozen, too cook it again?

So you're telling me, You buy cooked food frozen, too cook it again?  Skeptical Third World Kid

So, let me get this straight Because of me, you had to finish your dinner?

So, let me get this straight Because of me, you had to finish your dinner?  Skeptical Third World Kid

So you're saying that even though i share a single room hut with my parents and seven siblings, i still have more privacy than you?

So you're saying that even though i share a single room hut with my parents and seven siblings, i still have more privacy than you?  Skeptical Third World Kid

You're telling me you pay more for food with fewer calories?

You're telling me you pay more for food with fewer calories?  Skeptical Third World Kid

So you're telling me you use your internet to complain about the internet?

So you're telling me you use your internet to complain about the internet?  Skeptical Third World Kid

you're telling me you have a machine so that you can walk when you don't need to go somewhere?

you're telling me you have a machine so that you can walk when you don't need to go somewhere?  Skeptical Third World Kid

You're telling me you reward kids for eating all their food with more, even better food?

You're telling me you reward kids for eating all their food with more, even better food?  Skeptical Third World Kid