Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You just have to study, is not that hard" never went to college

"moms have the hardest jobs on earth" Starts drinking at noon and watches oprah all day

Terrified of black people worships oprah

Terrified of black people worships oprah  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Obama indoctrinates my kids!" Makes you go to church and watches Fox News.

Complains about the economy Husband makes 120k a year

Complains about the economy Husband makes 120k a year  Sheltering Suburban Mom

al jazeera? I don't want you following terrorist groups

al jazeera? I don't want you following terrorist groups  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Go out and get a job so you can spend your own money" gets mad when you spend your own money

"Por favor, no cut flowers" Gardeners speak english

Tells kids Harry Potter is black magic Reads horoscope daily

Tells kids Harry Potter is black magic Reads horoscope daily  Sheltering Suburban Mom

knows exactly 3 words in spanish Insists on greeting Del Taco cashier with "hola senor"

knows exactly
3 words in spanish Insists on greeting
Del Taco cashier with