Sheltering Suburban Mom

Totally True

OF COURSE MY KIDS AREN'T HAVING SEX OR DOING DRUGS I PUT THEM IN THE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL IN TOWN Sheltering Suburban Mom

she's so white,she doesn't fart

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she's so white she won't use the express checkout with 11 items

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she's so white she puts nutella on her nutella

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she's so white she waits in line at the bus stop

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the life of a surrogate

ONE DAY OF WORK NOW I KNOW HOW EVERY DAD FEELS Sheltering Suburban Mom

burn, mmmmhm

MY STORY IS  YOUR LIFES A LIE Sheltering Suburban Mom

LADY MACBETH THE CONVINCER

SEE THAT SMILE UPON MY FACE YEAH THAT MY

My Mother everyone

RETURNS EXPENSIVE NECKLACE GIVEN TO HER FOR HER 50TH BDAY

Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

SAVE OUR CHILDREN THEY ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS! DOWN WITH YOLO Sheltering Suburban Mom