Sheltering Suburban Mom

Star Wars

I LOVE STAR TREK.  THOSE TEDDY BEARS ARE CUTE WHEN THEY BEAT UP THE SAND TROOPERS.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

SCUMBAG CHRISTIANO

           VELGER TP           BRUKER DET FOR Å KOMME SJAPPERE TIL LANE Sheltering Suburban Mom

Do you even know what your talking about?

COMPLAINS THAT FORCAST IS NEVER RIGHT SUPPORTS FUNDING CUTS TO THE WEATHER SERVICE Sheltering Suburban Mom

Swear Jar

IT'S GOOD THERE'S NO SWEAR JAR HERE I'D HAVE IT SO FULL OF QUARTERS YOU'D NEED A FORKLIFT TO PICK IT UP Sheltering Suburban Mom

Ladies and Gentlemen, my mother.

SAYS SHE WILL

i traded your iphone 4s for the iphone4 I don't want you talking to siri.

I TRADED YOUR IPHONE 4S FOR THE IPHONE4  I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING TO THAT 'SIRI' GIRL AT SCHOOL. Sheltering Suburban Mom

PREGNANT TEEN MOM

SUPER KAMI GURU ALLOWED THIS? I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING TELEVISION ANYMORE Sheltering Suburban Mom

that shot gun shell

YOU KNOW THAT SHOT GUN SHELL I THREW AT YOU BOY IT MOVES ALOT FASTER AFTER 10  Sheltering Suburban Mom

kill potato mother

ACHEI UM PACOTE DE ORÉGANO NO QUARTO DO MEU FILHO QUE BOM QUE ELE SE INTERESSA POR CULINÁRIA Sheltering Suburban Mom

Nome is goon

OH YOU'RE CLEARLY SICK AND WANT TO STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL? BETTER NOT LET YOU USE ANY ELECTRONICS ALL DAY! Sheltering Suburban Mom