Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls herself a "stay at home mom" Hires a nanny and maid

Calls herself a

Believes others should work hard to survive Doesn't work

Believes others should work hard to survive Doesn't work  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Helps pay for your college brings it up every time she's mad at you

Helps pay for your college brings it up every time she's mad at you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your video game gave the computer a virus Not the screensavers or cursors I downloaded

Your video game gave the computer a virus Not the screensavers or cursors I downloaded  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks White people are more evolved than every other race Doesn't Believe in Evolution

Thinks White people are more evolved than every other race Doesn't Believe in Evolution  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes you use hand sanitizer Doesn't vaccinate

Makes you use hand sanitizer Doesn't vaccinate  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wants kids to be more independent completely controls their lives

wants kids to be more independent completely controls their lives  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You can't believe what you hear on TV" Does everything Oprah says

"One of my friends has a son the same age as you" He's Your new Best friend

Says Harry Potter is too violent Shows you Passion of the Christ instead

Says Harry Potter is too violent Shows you Passion of the Christ instead  Sheltering Suburban Mom