Sheltering Suburban Mom

My friend's mom ladies and gentlemen

SAYS YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE HIS PARENTS ARE DIVORCED HAS BEEN DIVORCED Sheltering Suburban Mom

Suburban mom

SAYS THE INTERNET ISN'T A RELIABLE SOURCE BELIEVES EVERYTHING SHE SEES ON TV BECAUSE THEY

illogical Christian

BELIEVES HOMOSEXUALITY IS AN ABOMINATION  EATS BACON Sheltering Suburban Mom

fart face

MY KIDS LIKE TO PLAY MINECRAFT BECAUSE I DON

Hypocrite Mother

CAN'T STAND SEEING MILD SEXUALITY ON TV OWNS ENOUGH BONDAGE EQUIPMENT TO SHOCK DR. RUTH Sheltering Suburban Mom

Typical Suburban Mom

HAVE I TOLD YOU MY SON IS A LITTLE LEAGUE CHAMPION. PRAISE JESUS. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hypocritical Suburban Mom

YOU HAVE TO BE IN BED BY 12 STAYS OUT UNTIL 4 BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mother during the holidays...

  CONSTANTLY  COMPLAINS  ABOUT  ELECTRICITY  BILL... ... PUTS UP 100000  CHRISTMAS  LIGHTS. Sheltering Suburban Mom

she says they're unhealthy.

DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO DRINK ENERGY DRINKS  DRINKS 6 CUPS OF COFFEE PER DAY Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, mom

TELLS HER DAUGHTER TO STOP DRIVING SO CARELESSLY WE CALL HER MRS. BRAKES Sheltering Suburban Mom