Sheltering Suburban Mom

Flu mom

DOESN'T BELIEVE IN FLU VACCINE INSISTS ON ROCEPHIN WHEN SHE CONTRACTS FLU Sheltering Suburban Mom

Flu mom

DOESN'T BELIEVE IN FLU VACCINE INSISTS ON A SHOT OF ROCEPHIN IN THE ER WHEN SHE GETS FLU Sheltering Suburban Mom

savannahs mom

MAKE SURE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE Sheltering Suburban Mom

My best friends very religious grandpa

JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE BUT HE DIDN'T TURN WHEAT INTO MARIJUANA Sheltering Suburban Mom

church vs Chores

FINE. YOU DON'T WANT TO BOND WITH THE FAMILY BY GOING TO CHURCH THEN DO CHORES! Sheltering Suburban Mom

Far right logic

SAYS AMERICA IS A CHRISTIAN NATION SAYS AMERICA'S ANTI-CHRISTIAN Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mom about Christmas presents

CAN'T HAVE AN XBOX BECAUSE VIDEOGAMES ARE BAD FOR YOUR BRAIN KNOWS YOU HAVE A WII AND USES A COMPUTER Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mom about Christmas presents

CAN'T HAVE AN XBOX BECAUSE THERE BAD FOR YOUR BRAIN KNOWS YOU HAVE A WII AND USES A COMPUTER Sheltering Suburban Mom

Well, Well

ITS TIME FOR YOGA Sheltering Suburban Mom

I was so sheltered.

I ASKED WHAT EMINEM WAS GOT TOLD IT WAS JUST CANDY Sheltering Suburban Mom