Sheltering Suburban Mom

Everyday. Every fcking day.

OH YOU'LL GONNA START YOUR DIET TODAY? LET ME COOK ALL YOUR FAVORITE DISHES. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Totally mom.

I'M COLD!  PUT ON YOUR SWEATER. Sheltering Suburban Mom

For Robin :)

I'M THEIR MOM. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. Sheltering Suburban Mom

changing the toilet paper roll

I HOPE CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS NEVER PUT ON COLLEGE APPLICATIONS OR JOB INTERVIEWS MY KIDS WOULD NEVER HAVE A CHANCE Sheltering Suburban Mom

I DONT WANNA GIVE IT A FUCKING TITLE

VIDEO GAMES ARE THE ONLY  CAUSE FOR VIOLENCE EVER IN HUMAN HISTORY Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fuckin' Strikes

TAKES YOU TO THE HIGH DIVE JAN 29TH BRINGS A LUCKY STRIKE HOME Sheltering Suburban Mom

rock on supermommmies!

YOU`RE A STAY-AT-HOME MOM. I DO EVERYTHING YOU DO. PLUS WORK FULL-TIME. WHERE THE F*** IS MY MEME! Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mom, everyone.

YELLS AT ME FOR LEAVING THE LIGHT ON IN MY ROOM DOESN'T TURN IT OFF WHEN LEAVING Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bad mom

BLAMES VIDEO GAMES FOR SONS VIOLENCE IS THE ONE WHO BUYS THE VIDEO GAMES Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sale Logic

SALE LOGIC I WENT TO BUY A DRESS, BUT SOME SHOES WERE ON SALE, SO I BOUGHT THIS PURSE WITH THE MONEY I EARNED,  Sheltering Suburban Mom