Sheltering Suburban Mom

it's a lecture I would rather avoid.

I FEEL I WOULD BE MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE IF MY PARENTS WOULD JUST ACCEPT MY TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR Sheltering Suburban Mom

Aaaaaaaaaaand she's crazy

Dumb teacher

IF YOU SAY,

Too oblivious

MY DAUGHTER KEPT SAYING

Double morality?

DOES NOT LIKE BEGGARS ASKS HUSBAND FOR 50$ Sheltering Suburban Mom

Helicopter Mom

WHY YES, I AM A HELICOPTER PARENT AND THAT'S WHY   I VOTED #6THFAN #WILL FOR ALL THREE OF MY KIDS Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is Occam gonna hafta cut a bitch?

WE HAD 5 SPECIES OF ELEPHANTS, NOW WE HAVE 2! THAT'S THE *OPPOSITE* OF WHAT DARWIN SAID! Sheltering Suburban Mom

You can coun't on it

M͇̜͇̺̀Ǫ̫͓̭̬T̤̻H͔̼̳̰E͇̫͍͚͇̹R̢̹̥̭͔Ι̮ ̦ S̻̖̗̞̹̼̭͜T̖͍͖̻͕͜ΙR̸E̫̯Ι̭̬N̴̞̞̥G̣̲̼͉̩̖̜T̷͎͇͍͎̪H̲̗͎͈̜̠̲ Sheltering Suburban Mom

M͇̜͇̺̀ǫ̫͓̭̬t̤̻h͔̼̳̰e͇̫͍͚͇̹r̢̹̥̭͔̮ͅ ̦S̻̖̗̞̹̼̭͜T̖͍͖̻͕͜ͅR̸E̫̯̭̬ͅN̴̞̞̥G̣̲̼͉̩̖̜T̷͎͇͍͎̪H̲̗͎͈̜̠̲

  Sheltering Suburban Mom

stupid teacher

SHUT THE FUCK UP  YEAH Sheltering Suburban Mom