Sheltering Suburban Mom

let me eat my damn muffin

TELLS YOU BROWNIES MAKE YOU FAT, DRINKS A TWO-FOUR ON HER OWN OVER A WEEKEND Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mathilde 18

DAUGHTER GETS CANDY FOR BIRTHDAY

oheyyyoooo

HEARS 47 SECONDS OF HLN DURING A LAYOVER AT LAX EQUATES IT TO AN EXPERTISE IN IMMUNOLOGY AND ORGANIC CHEMISTRY Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lier! people

IN FACEBOOK,PEOPLE HAVE PUT THEIR STATUS AS

MILF doesn''t know she is one yet

I'M A MILF YOU SAY. NO,NO,NO BUT I WILL TAKE OFF MY PANTIES AND LET YOU EXPLORE MY VAGINA Sheltering Suburban Mom

BCBA Becomer

BECOME A BCBA!  YOU TOO CAN GET DIRTY LOOKS FROM SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS Sheltering Suburban Mom

WHITE HAT SEO

I ONLY TEACH MY KIDS THE BEST WHITE HAT TACTICS Sheltering Suburban Mom

ghost writer

OH NO! YOU ARE NOT MY FAVOURITE GROUP... I'M A GHOST WRITER AND YOUR SCRIPT IS SHIT BY THE WAY.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Japan Mom

YOU MEAN THERE'S NO WALMART  IN JAPAN?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

when they leave at 5 p.m.

MY PARENTS TELL ME THEY WILL BE HOME LATER TEXT THEM 4 HOURS LATER TO ASK IF THEY WILL BE HOME SOON Sheltering Suburban Mom