Sheltering Suburban Mom

Prove her wrong in an argument GROUNDED

Prove her wrong in an argument GROUNDED  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sends you to rehab for pot alcoholic

Sends you to rehab for pot alcoholic  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Allows kids watch movies with coarse language and brutal violence "As long as there's no sex!"

Allows kids watch movies with coarse language and brutal violence

Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell

Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Keeps kids away from sugar Drinks sweet tea all day

Keeps kids away from sugar Drinks sweet tea all day   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Watches judge judy legal expert

Watches judge judy legal expert  Sheltering Suburban Mom

HAVE TO BEG HER TO STAY AT YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE FOR A LITTLE LONGER MAKES YOU SPEND HOURS WATCHING HER BUY THINGS FROM KOHLS

HAVE TO BEG HER TO STAY AT YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE FOR A LITTLE LONGER MAKES YOU SPEND HOURS WATCHING HER BUY THINGS FROM KOHLS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Son, video games are bad for you! You don't interact with people!" "Here, read a book"

Do you really need that beer to relax? On xanax

Do you really need that beer to relax? On xanax  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes fun of her child's imaginary friend Believes in god

Makes fun of her child's imaginary friend Believes in god  Sheltering Suburban Mom