Sheltering Suburban Mom

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NAGS YOU AS A TEENAGER ABOUT THE DANGER OF WHAT YOU

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FINDS OUT WOMEN'S ONLY JOB IS TO BEAR CHILDREN *THROWS BOOK AWAY Sheltering Suburban Mom

MOMMY NEED TO BE FUCK

MY SON IS FUCK ME LAST NIGHT NOW HE FUCK HIS SISTER Sheltering Suburban Mom

We're cool moms!

WE'RE NOT REGULAR MOMS.                    WE'RE COOL MOMS!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

What the fuck? Cmon mom...

LECTURES HER KIDS ON HOW BAD ABUSING ALCOHOL IS DRINKS A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE EVERYNIGHT WHEN KIDS GO TO SLEEP Sheltering Suburban Mom

So overprotective thus old fashioned

WHAT IS A MEME?! MOM, CHILL. IT'S JUST 3-4 WORDS Sheltering Suburban Mom

children's bathroom is gross

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FIRE HOSE TO THE CHILDREN'S BATHROOM. Sheltering Suburban Mom

special brownies

IM GLAD MY SON STARTED BAKING HIS FRIENDS ALREADY ARE CALLING HIS BROWNIES SPECIAL Sheltering Suburban Mom

Area Mom discovers...

AREA MOM DISCOVERS THIS ONE WEIRD CHANNEL #WEIRDSHIT Sheltering Suburban Mom

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