Sheltering Suburban Mom

ouch kinda true?

I MAY BE A WOMAN BUT I'VE NEVER GOTTEN 2ND PLACE IN A FREEROLL B4 Sheltering Suburban Mom

I FUCKED A LOT MEN

SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR DADDY IS BUT YOUR DADDY WAS GREAT IN BED Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'mmmmmm f-f-f-f-ine

I WILL DO A LOT OF THINGS, BUT ONE THING I WON'T DO IS ADMIT I'M COLD TO MY MOM WHEN SHE TOLD ME TO BRING A JACKET. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Pretty much all babyboomers.

BLAME BLAME Sheltering Suburban Mom

Pretty much all babyboomers.

BLAMES BAD BEHAVIOR IN CHILDREN ON THEORY WAY THEY WERE RAISED. BLAMES MILLENNIALS FOR MOST OF THE PROBLEMS IN SOCIETY. Sheltering Suburban Mom

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THIS IS THE OFFICERS CLUB... NOT SOME FLIP-FLOPPING ENLISTED CLUB Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm leaving for Canada and my BF stays in France...

TELL HER MY RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN PERFECT

biddi rabiki

BIDDI RABBEEKI MIN AWWAL W JDEED Sheltering Suburban Mom

Healthy Mom

RESPONSIBLE FOR SUPPLYING TEAM DRINKS BRINGS WATER Sheltering Suburban Mom

Cheating suburban mom

MY HUSBAND IS AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND. TIME TO CALL THE POOL BOY. Sheltering Suburban Mom