Sheltering Suburban Mom

I forgot my bags

FORGOT MY REUSABLE BAGS  FELT GUILTY THE REST OF THE DAY Sheltering Suburban Mom

Better Christian Logic

IF GOD NEVER EXISTED THEN WHO MADE HEAVEN AND HELL? Sheltering Suburban Mom

Christian logic

IF THERE IS NO GOD THEN WHO MADE HEAVEN AND HELL? Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes perfect sense

for bitch groups

HEY I'M JUST HERE WAITING FOR THE ROAST TO FINISH Sheltering Suburban Mom

Love me some Jesus

IMMA BE HONEST, I LOVE ME SOME JESUS BUT, IMMA LIL BIT OF A DRINKER Sheltering Suburban Mom

Congrats on your bundle of joy

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER WITH A BOX OF KRISPY CREME DONUTS, CANDY, SODA, MAC AND CHEESE, AND A FRIED CHICKEN LOLLIPOP Sheltering Suburban Mom

How I see creationism [FIXED again]

I'M IGNORANT I'M IGNORANT Sheltering Suburban Mom

What does she know

DON'T LIE TO ME EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN PAUSE AN ONLINE GAME Sheltering Suburban Mom

How to be a Narcisist- It's not about you!