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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid

Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid Sheltering Suburban Mom
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New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!

New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight! Sheltering Suburban Mom
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makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow

makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test

Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition

Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Finds out I had sex Calls the cops

Finds out I had sex Calls the cops Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas

Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child

Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child Sheltering Suburban Mom
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YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN

YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents

Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents Sheltering Suburban Mom
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