Sheltering Suburban Mom

what a parent

ASKING FOR MOTHER LOVE AND CARE GET`S MAD AND ANSWER

My Mom.

GET A PERMISION TO HAVE A PARTY AT HOUSE AND THAT SHE WONT DISTURB US. CONSTATLY COMES TO TALK WITH EVERYONE AND TALKS ABOUT ME. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sport: Good clean family fun.

Fetish Caption

I HAVE A FOOT FETISH ENJOY LOOKING AT FEET SINCE SCHOOL Sheltering Suburban Mom

drying rugs

YOU CAN'T DRY A RUG BY POURING WATER ON IT. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hypocrisy

AMERICA IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN EXCEPT WHEN TRYING TO COMBINE CHURCH AND STATE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Primo Parking Plan

 FAKED BEING PREGNANT FOR A PARKING SPOT AT ARDEN Sheltering Suburban Mom

Steroid mom

FINDS SUPPLEMENT STASH ASSUMES STEROIDS AND THROWS IT ALL OUT Sheltering Suburban Mom

Really mom?

TURNS OFF THE RADIO BECAUSE I'M STUDYING WATCHES YOUTUBE WITH SPEAKERS TURNED TO MAX VOLUME Sheltering Suburban Mom

so simple

HAVING A ROUGH DAY, MY FRIEND? REPEAT AFTER ME:  ALLAH'U'ABHA! Sheltering Suburban Mom