Sheltering Suburban Mom

such pressure

AND SO I SEZ TO SHIRLEY I SEZ MAYBE IF YOUR MOUTH WAS MORE BUTTHOLE-SHAPED, ME MIGHT BE INTO YOU Sheltering Suburban Mom

What's the matter?

WHAT'S WRONG? STEPHANIE? Sheltering Suburban Mom

Religious Robot

I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY PASTOR  WHAT MY OPINION SHOULD BE ABOUT THIS Sheltering Suburban Mom

MRW when she asked me: -_- wtf

MAKES YOU CLEAN THE HOUSE  BECAUSE SHE WANTS THE CLEANING LADY TO KNOW THE HOUSE IS 'USUALLY' THIS CLEAN Sheltering Suburban Mom

Le Memes Sux

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP MEMING I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR BIBLE AWAY Sheltering Suburban Mom

password reset

HI I'M TRYING TO LOG INTO MY SON'S ACCOUNT TO PAY THEIR BILL Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fuck it

SQUIRTING IS CONSIDERED WATER DAMAGE? BETTER CALL YOUR HOTEL INSURANCE AGENT Sheltering Suburban Mom

useless stuff

סטריליזטור לבקבוקים כי להשרות במים רותחים זה ממש לא מספיק Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oversell me

SQUIRTING? BEFORE 40? SURE. Sheltering Suburban Mom

CLASS BIRTHDAY PARTY? GLUTEN FREE, VEGAN, TREE NUT FREE HYPOALLERGENIC CUPCAKES FOR ALL! Sheltering Suburban Mom