Sheltering Suburban Mom

heroin, not my kid

HEROIN, NOT MY KID ADDICTION HEROINDOESNT CARE.ORG Sheltering Suburban Mom

I've got it all

MY KIDS AND MY HOUSE ARE ALWAYS PERFECT MARYANNE SHARED HER DAILY DRINK RECIPES WITH ME Sheltering Suburban Mom

unicorns! xD

6TH WAY IS TO WALK A DOG WHILE THE OWNER RELAX WHILE WAISTING THERE OWN MONEY.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

cause she is a kid

DOESN'T LET HER DAUGHTER SMOKE BUT LET'S HER BOYFRIEND SMOKE WEED Sheltering Suburban Mom

Halloween candy

I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO.... BUT ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH T.V. AND EAT MY KID'S HALLOWEEN CANDY. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mom backfire

TENNIS DAUGHTER ROCKS AFTERNOON WORKOUT SERVES HER EXTRA ICE CREAM AS A REWARD Sheltering Suburban Mom

RA Selection

I JUST HAPPNED TO BE IN TOWN AND NOTICED THAT YOU SHOULD APPLY TO BE AN RA Sheltering Suburban Mom

call back

I HAVE BASIC 70 I CAN CLAIM HIP REPLACEMENTS Sheltering Suburban Mom

Percectly reasonable though

MY PERFECTLY REASONABLE THEORY IS THAT ANYONE WHO READS THE CHILDREN'S BOOK

My friends mom

TELLS SON HIS FRIEND IS A BAD INFLUENCE FOR SMOKING WEED IS CURRENTLY CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND Sheltering Suburban Mom