Sheltering Suburban Mom

No mom.

HEY HON, I HEARD NICKLEBACK HAS A NEW RECORD. WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP A COPY AFTER I GET THE GROCERIES? Sheltering Suburban Mom

It takes courage to grow up

AND BECOME WHO YOU REALLY ARE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

It takes courage to grow up and become

WHO YOU REALLY ARE.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

opportunity

SAW THE EAGLE'S WERE LOSING!! FINALLY ABLE TO TALK SMACK!! Sheltering Suburban Mom

follow your dreams

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE Sheltering Suburban Mom

hey

 I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS ON YOUR WAY OUT Sheltering Suburban Mom

That's what they all say!

I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

holier than thou

PRETENDS TO BE YOUR FRIEND SCREWS YOU OVER WITH A BIG SMILE ON HER FACE Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh the Irony

THINGS I HATED AS A CHILD: BEING SPANKED & NAPS! THINGS I LOVE AS AN ADULT: BEING SPANKED & NAPS! Sheltering Suburban Mom

not my child

I TOLD EVERYONE MY CHILD WOULD NEVER DO HEROIN, UNTIL HE DIED OF AN OVERDOSE Sheltering Suburban Mom