Sheltering Suburban Mom

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I HAVE CHILDREN.  THAT MAKES ME A METEOROLOGIST. Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells her daughter that boys with dark eyes are evil

TELLS HER DAUGHTER THAT BOYS WITH DARK EYES ARE EVIL. CALLS THE POLICE ON THE BOY KISSING HER DAUGHTER Sheltering Suburban Mom

stays away from the bad side of town

TELLS HER DAUGHTER TO STAY AWAY FROM THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN BUT TELLS HER TO BORROW A CAR FROM THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN Sheltering Suburban Mom

lays the hammer down

LAYS THE HAMMER DOWN BUT BLAMES YOU FOR LOSING IT Sheltering Suburban Mom

Could have just given us less money to avoid an argument

GIVES YOU $200 FOR A CHRISTMAS GIFT WANT $50 TO COVER ALL THE FOOD AND INTERNET DATA THAT YOU USED WHILE YOU WERE HOME VISITING. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sony be like

YOU CAN'T SEE THE INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELY WANT TO SEE THE INTERVIEW... Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sony's The Interview

SAYS I CAN'T SEE THE INTERVIEW SNEAK OUT TO SEE IT ANYWAY Sheltering Suburban Mom

You call Yourself a fit parent

AT 45 YOUR BUYING WEED & CIGARETTES WITH YOUR SSI BENEFITS STILL LIVING IN YOU FAMILIES BASEMENT AND YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT OPPRESSION?  YOU SPECIAL KIND OF LOW-LIFE! Sheltering Suburban Mom

You call Yourself a man?

YOUR 45 LIVING IN YOU FAMILIES BASEMENT, RECIEVING SSI, FOODSTAMPS AND MEDICAID,   Sheltering Suburban Mom

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