Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hey girl!

DID YOU BUY YOUR AUCTION TICKETS YET? ALL THE PTO MOMS WILL BE THERE Sheltering Suburban Mom

Swag in a bag

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Silly Christian Mom

WANTS TO INSTILL CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES READ 50 SHADES OF GREY, & BOUGHT PRE-SALE TICKETS FOR THE MOVIE Sheltering Suburban Mom

GEMS Works Best

GEMS WORKS BEST  IN INTERNET EXPLORER Sheltering Suburban Mom

Smarmy girl

 SMARMY GIRL IS    SMARMY Sheltering Suburban Mom

True love

SO HE BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS? THE MAN I LOVE - DIED FOR ME. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your mom is like:

GO TO EAT! YOU GODDAMN SCUM! Sheltering Suburban Mom

Facebook To Twitter

OMG! 10 LIKES ON FACEBOOK! GOING TO TWITTER! Sheltering Suburban Mom

No I don't snore!

GIRLS DON'T SNORE THEY WHISTLE THROUGH THEIR NOSE WHILE THEY SLEEP! Sheltering Suburban Mom

MIXED UP MOM:

WHY DO YOUR PALS CALL ME A SOCCOR MOM AND A MILK? I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE GAME, AND ALWAYS AVOID DAIRY. Sheltering Suburban Mom