Sheltering Suburban Mom

What We Learned From Mom

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The joys of data mining...

AMAZON...THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW WHAT I NEED... BEFORE I EVEN KNOW IT! Sheltering Suburban Mom

Amazon...thank you for letting me know what I need before I know it!

AMAZON...THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW WHAT I NEED... BEFORE I KNOW IT! Sheltering Suburban Mom

AMAZON...THANK YOU

FOR LETTING ME KNOW WHAT I NEED BEFORE I KNOW IT! Sheltering Suburban Mom

Amazon...thank you

FOR LETTING ME KNOW WHAT I NEED BEFORE I EVEN KNOW IT! Sheltering Suburban Mom

Leaving the house.

YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? *INITIATES LOCKDOWN* YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Never understood this

DOESN'T BELIEVE IN WORKING ON SUNDAY STILL SHOPS AND EATS OUT ON SUNDAY.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Christian Flounce

FLOUNCING FOR JESUS! Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't let her son listen to black metal she deems satanic and inappropriate

DOESN'T LET HER SON LISTEN TO BLACK METAL  SHE DEEMS SATANIC AND INAPPROPRIATE Sheltering Suburban Mom

just for loot

YOU CANT GO ON LOOTPALACE THE HACKERS WILL GET US Sheltering Suburban Mom