Sheltering Suburban Mom

Knows Muslims

THINKS SHE KNOWS MUSLIMS ARE NOT SURE SHE'S EVER MET A MUSLIM Sheltering Suburban Mom

lil bloody homo

YOU WANT TO EAT MY LOSE FLAPPY    CLIT BOYD Sheltering Suburban Mom

hypocritical mom

NO, HONEY, YOU CAN'T WATCH THAT FUCKING MOVIE, THE FUCKING THING HAS BAD LANGUAGE Sheltering Suburban Mom

When you just dont get the concept of multiplayer

JUST SAVE THE DAMN GAME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK WHAT THE FUCK IS XBOX LIVE? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PAYING FOR IT? Sheltering Suburban Mom

selfish much?

MY KIDS CANT HAVE SUGAR, CARBONATION, OR A LIFE OUTSIDE BUT I GET EVERY TRIP I WANT! Sheltering Suburban Mom

fuck u

IM A  VIRGIN  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mom is an alcoholic

BROKE HER ANKLE IN 3 PLACES PISSED AT ME FOR TELLING DOC THE TRUTH AFTER BEING TOLD THAT LYING COULD LEAD TO LEG AMPUTATION Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mom is an alcoholic

BROKE HER ANKLE IN 3 PLACES PISSED AT ME FOR AFTER TELLING THE DOC THE TRUTH AFTER BEING TOLD THAT LYING COULD LEAD TO LEG AMPUTATION Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mom is an alcoholic

BROKE HER ANKLE IN 3 PLACES WHILE SHITFACED LAST WEEK IS PISSED AT ME FOR AFTER TELLING THE DOC THE TRUTH AFTER BEING TOLD THAT LYING COULD LEAD TO FOOT AMPUTATION Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mom life

IF BY THUG LIFE, YOU MEAN BAKING CUPCAKES IN YOUR UNDERWEAR ON A SATURDAY NIGHT... THEN, YES, I CHOSE THE THUG LIFE. Sheltering Suburban Mom