Sheltering Suburban Mom

RACIST FLIGHT MOM

SEES BROWN PEOPLE BOARD HER FLIGHT ALERTS THE AUTHORITIES TO KICK THEM OFF Sheltering Suburban Mom

Memes are dead

I LOVE MY SON Sheltering Suburban Mom

its not funny

SAYS SHE WILL BOYCOTT ANY STORE OPEN ON THANKSGIVING BUYS GROCERIES FROM KROGER AND GETS GAS FROM EXXON THE DAY OF THANKSGIVING  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Christmas Mom

She must think she is funny now.

POSTS ARE BLATANTLY ISLAMAPHOBIC GETS UPSET WHEN HER SON REFUSES TO LET HER MEET HIS ISLAMIC MOTHER-IN-LAW Sheltering Suburban Mom

Deep Shallows

TYPE SOMETHING DEEP, BUT VAGUE ON FB.  THEN POST A PIC OF SHOES THAT PROVES I AM REALLY SHALLOW.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW.

YEA, TRY AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THE STUPID ONE AGAIN. I'LL JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH! Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wcp makes no sense

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR WHITE CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT ALL YEAR! TWO OUNCES, PLEASE. Sheltering Suburban Mom

Look at me, I'm a drunk

I GET DRUNK IN BARS TAKE SELFIES & POST THAT SHIT THAT'S WHAT I DO Sheltering Suburban Mom

stickman wanted

I'M LOOKIN FOR THAT PERFECT STICKMAN I HEARD HE WEARS A BLUE ITALIAN SHIRT AND LIVES IN BERWYN. Sheltering Suburban Mom